tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

I dunno, I think everyone only vaguely remembers reading the giver in middle school so they’re like “OH cool a movie about that book I read”
When really if you read it as an adult all your thinking is “oh my God was this written by a NAMBLA advocate??”
Seriously, try not to be creeped out by the pedophilic themes in that fucked up book, I dare you.