I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
Sounds like the best party ever.
do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues
sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit
S.M. & F.D. Forever
I dunno, I think everyone only vaguely remembers reading the giver in middle school so they’re like “OH cool a movie about that book I read”
When really if you read it as an adult all your thinking is “oh my God was this written by a NAMBLA advocate??”
Seriously, try not to be creeped out by the pedophilic themes in that fucked up book, I dare you.